About Us
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BORN:1969,
Ya thats right, 69.... Hehe
ABITITIES: Director,
HEIGHT: 6'2'
WEIGHT: Yeah,
yeah, yeah, I know I'm f**king fat. I
need to loose some f**king weight. I'm
big f**king boned. Get over it already.
SIGN: F**king
Capricorn
DIRECTOR
OF OVER FIVE
HUNDRED ADULT
MOVIES, DIRECTOR
HALL OF FAME,
ONE OF THE CREATORS
OF ZOO PORN,
WHO IS CHUY
CHORIZO?
I'm the
bottle half empty,
but not yet full,
the glass you
can see through,
the sun burns
through and creates
the rays that
enlighten the
darkness that
surrounds our
world. I am the
love that looks
for passion.
I am the blood
that flows to
you heart. I
uh, I uh, I uh,
I uh, I'm like
the guy that
accidentally
puts his c**k
in your ass.
I'm the guy that
accidentally
cums in your
mouth. I am the
guy who f**ks your
sister, puts
it on video tape
and sells it
for $69.95, ($25
wholesale). But
if you meet me
at Saugus Swap
Meet on a Sunday,
you can buy three
tapes for $10.
Yes, I am that
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BORN:1975,
So I am young, but I still know shit.
ABITITIES: Doggie
style, producer, actor, director,
pool guy, landscaper, boom operator,
nipple icer, lotion boy, cook,
towel boy, nipple piercer, camera
man, mechanic, cabana boy, bondage
trainer, S&M instructor,
CPR, first aide, little league
coach, A's fan, and one time,
and one time only... "fluffer".
(I was young and needed the money)
HEIGHT: 5'9"
WEIGHT: 120
ish ++++
SIGN: Scorpion
WHO
IS CHONG
CHORIZO?
Some
people
call
me conceited,
yeah.
Some
people
call
me arrogant,
yeah.
Some
people
call
me a
prick,
okay.
F**k
the cock
sucking
douche
bag spowie
spitting,
sperm
burping,
gutter
sluts.
Who the
f**k
do those
sons
of motherless
whores
think
they
are?
They
can all
eat my
sh*t
and get
seconds.
They
should
all be
dragged
naked
through
the streets,
put up
for public
display
and shot... but who
am I
to criticize?
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